A satirical farce in the spirit of the comic Captain Underpants
After so much success, so young, little Sami had come to the attention of the head of the Stealsi, Baba Muskiratatouille. The head of the idea-intelligence section of the Stealsi had a bold new initiative that he wanted Sami on. The idea was for the Stealsi to infiltrate vacation rentals to steal thoughts and ideas as they form. Tiny holes would be drilled into rental properties available through a smartphone app “DestroyLocalCommunities4FunAndProfit”, or DLC for short. This startup was a secret honeypot created through a startup incubator called WorkForPeanutsSuckers that ran a popular Meme Hustling aggregator called TechSuckerNews. TechSuckerNews had a brilliant propaganda strategy to Meme Hustle by laundering legitimate tech stories with advertisements to work for their dystopian billionaire funded startups.
Sami got right to work by working with the founder of DLC to hire gig workers to drill holes and put spy cameras into all DLC properties worldwide through the ObeyRabbit application. One of the useful things about spy cameras is they could later be monetized as a premium feature for billionaire oligarchs who wanted “Spyflix and Chill”. The main purpose though was to steal ideas before they could be implemented.
Three months after the installation of the spy cameras in the DLC properties Baba was “over the moon”. They had stolen several screenplays sold to the Motion Picture Industry before the original authors had a chance to monetize them, and at least 60 full length book ideas were stolen and used to create Stealsi propaganda and merchandise.
Baba later arranged a meeting where he explained to Sami the “end game” of the Stealsi and how it involved creating a cool metal cap that users would place on their head to get mind controlled by billionaires and turned into slaves. The company PickleSlices was hard at work on the prototype and it was up to Sami to Meme Hustle the hell out of this metal cap. Little did he know though, that the Meme Thrashers would discover this plan and throw a major roadblock his way.