A satirical farce in the spirit of the comic Captain Underpants
Baba, the head of the Stealsi, again called little Sami back to the headquarters. “Sami, you’re only as good as your last data theft. What do you have for me next?” Stammering and confused, Sami grasped at ideas like he was in the deep end of a pool and his floaties fell off. “Couldn’t we just steal people’s identities?” Sami said sheepishly.
Baba was deep in thought as he watched a gig worker deliver a plastic toy, but suddenly he turned around and stared at Sami with a fiendish look in his eyes. “Go on…..”
Sami explained how if you could scan an eyeball you could harvest all of the identities of humans on earth. Many humans are glued to social media, or listeners to meme hustling propaganda podcasts and were pacified and simple Sami argued. So you could trade their identities for worthless trinkets like a Digital Coin. Sami then went on to say we can call it GlobalDystopiaCoin.
Baba jumped for joy and proclaimed “Sami, you might just have your ObeyRabbit tasks opened to work on Lizard Island”. Baba also suggested they immediately get on edgy podcasts like Rambo Rogaine to meme hustle this idea to the gullible.